
101 Best Chuck Norris Jokes - Parade
Few celebrities have sparked a cult following like the roundhouse-kicking Chuck Norris. The action star practically has a second career inspiring memes and jokes, thanks to his tough guy...
Fear | Chuck Norris Wiki | Fandom
The greatest of heroes say they have nothing to fear but fear itself, in turn this fear is affraid of Chuck Norris.
The 226 Best Chuck Norris Jokes (New List) – Puns and Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air. He breathes fear. Chuck Norris is the reason that Wally hides. Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.
The Canonical List of Chuck Norris Facts - Randolph West
The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris. The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins.
Chuck Norris - Wikipedia
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. [1]
11 Fears Only Texans Understand - Matador Network
2017年3月3日 · 8. Chuck Norris. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic. 9. The line at Czech Stop Bakery. On the one hand, you have to have those kolaches to survive the rest of the drive. On the other hand… it’s stretching across the coolers, around the jerky display, and out the door. 10. Cold tacos.
Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the …
2010年5月4日 · Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth. This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown …
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70 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Ever Heard - Inspirationfeed
2024年9月2日 · Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it. When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital. When Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry. Chuck Norris counted to infinity — twice. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Fear of Chuck Norris - Slang Meaning and Examples - FastSlang
The "Fear of Chuck Norris" is a term used to describe the intense fear and awe that many people feel towards the legendary martial artist, actor, and internet meme sensation, Chuck Norris.
120 Best Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts) for 2025 - Charlie Murphy …
2023年6月25日 · Chuck Norris once climbed Mount Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he spent building a snowman at the top. Chuck Norris doesn’t write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.