2021年3月4日 · Famous Jack Handey Quotes Here are some famous American Jack Handey quotes, including Jack Handey quotes on writing. 1. "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it" - Jack Handey. 2. "I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you." - Jack Handey. 3.

1999年7月15日 · Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' --Jack Handey . I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex --Jack Handey Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live - NBC)

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“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.

2007年8月2日 · If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handey Jack Handey is a true genius!!

2005年8月31日 · "If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." -Deep Thought, Jack Handy "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.

2004年10月21日 · --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back...

2011年6月13日 · "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.