The film tells the story of Brian Cohen (played by Chapman), a young Jewish man who is born on the same day as—and next door to—Jesus Christ, and is subsequently mistaken for the Messiah.

Life of Brian Script Scene 4: Stonings: How to Find that Perfect Rock The sketch: MANDY: Ohh, I hate wearing these beards. BRIAN: Why aren't women allowed go to stonings, Mum? MANDY: It's written. That's why. HARRY THE HAGGLER: Pssst! Beard, madam? DONKEY OWNER: Oh, look. I haven't got time to go to no stonings. He's not well again. hee-haw hee-haw

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'Sermon on the Mountain' sketch from Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'. Rights belongs to the BBC.

Official: (suspiciously) Are there any women here today? (The women all shake their heads. The Official faces Matthias again.) Official: Very well, by virtue of the authority vested in me ... (One...

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The High Priest is a minor antagonist in the film Monty Python's Life Of Brian. He orders the stoning of Matthias, the son of Deuteronomy Of Gath for saying Jehovah. He was played by John Cleese, who also portrayed Monty Python villains Mr. Hilter, French Taunter, The Robber, The Black Knight and The Narrator Of "How Not To Be Seen". Biography []

Monty Python's Life of Brian Script (choose your scene) Scene 1 - The Relationship of Men and Sheep. Scene 2 - Three Wise Men with Bad Senses of Direction. Scene 3 - Jesus' Lack of Crowd Control on the Mount. Scene 4 - Stonings: How to Find that Perfect Rock. Scene 5 - Premature Ejection. Scene 6 - Bloody Do-Gooders

Monty Python's Life of Brian (also known as Life of Brian) is a 1979 British black comedy film starring and written by the comedy group Monty Python (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin). It was directed by Jones.