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2017年3月3日 · What is the best or funniest car joke you've heard? I want to create a list of the best car and driving jokes. Will give credit for suggested jokes! Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.

Here's a few I know (all Yugo jokes): Yugo, car stays. A guy walks into an auto parts store and says "Can I get a gas cap for a Yugo?" The clerk thinks for a minute & says "Sounds like a fair trade to me!" You hear about the new airbag option for the Yugo? When you're about to crash, start pumping really fast.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. Mitch Hedberg Bonus: I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on.

56 votes, 176 comments. just want to hear your car jokes. whats the difference between a kia and a tampon ? a tampon comes with its own tow rope did…

2019年11月20日 · A man in his 40's bought a new Volkswagen Eos and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Volkswagen Eos," he thought to …

2011年10月4日 · A farmer goes into town in his old pickup truck to fill up his car and buy some supplies. He pulls into a gas station, where another man is filling up his own Hybrid car.

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2014年6月10日 · Yup, I'm in a recursive loop of programmer jokes. One guy tells you the joke and then 10 more come in and tell you a way to improve the joke.

Hey people, do any of you know some good car jokes? I just want to laugh a bit to jokes related to my favourite topic.