SCP-008-J is a 23-year-old Caucasian male, who answers to the name Geoff, who, by a series of seemingly non-anomalous coincidences, frequently gains access into high-security areas of Foundation sites without intent or knowledge.

Item #: SCP-008-J. Joke: SCP-008-J is a normal guy who, via coincidences, somehow gets into high-security areas of the Foundation during dangerous situations, and evades the Foundation in the same way. Commander Price is always the first person to encounter him.

Description: SCP-008-J is an elongate object consisting of a brown substance with the consistency of window putty. [Definitely poop! - Dr. ] [No, it is not! G ] It was found by a cleaner on the 20 - - at :20 o'clock in the morning in the office of Dr. , …

SCP-008-J is a 23-year-old Caucasian male, who answers to the name Geoff, who, by a series of seemingly non-anomalous coincidences, frequently gains access into high-security areas of Foundation...

Traits of the SCP-008 prion include: Transmission through exposed mucous membranes and all bodily fluids. Symptoms of infection with SCP-008 manifest no more than three hours after exposure, and include: Flu-like symptoms with high fever, plus severe dementia in later stages.

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SCP-008-J is a 23-year-old Caucasian male, who answers to the name Geoff, who, by a series of seemingly non-anomalous coincidences, frequently gains access into high-security areas of Foundation sites without intent or knowledge.

SCP-008-Jは23歳の白人男性であり、ジェフという名前を自称しています。 これまでにSCP-008-Jは、全くの偶然と思われる要因により財団サイトの重要機密エリアに複数回に渡って侵入しており、また同じく偶然と思われる要因によって収容を免れてきました。 以下に、これまでSCP-008-Jが出現した事例の一覧を示します。 いずれの事例においても、SCP-008-Jと最初 …

2019年1月15日 · SCP-008-J appears to be a 23-year-old white American male named "Geoff" that randomly appears in highly guarded areas. He always appears to have no idea what's going on, even when everything is explained.

SCP-008 is a complex prion that has a 100% lethality and infectiousness rating. It is a blood-borne prion that spreads through bodily fluids and has no inherent ability to become airborne or waterborne.