Major Payne: Directed by Nick Castle. With Damon Wayans, Michael Ironside, Bam Bam Bigelow, Joseph Blaire. When a recently discharged Marine struggles to adjust to civilian life, his commanding officer brings him back to the military to train and lead a …

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Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope.

Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) is a super soldier, except he has failed to get a promotion for the second time and gets discharged. He finds his killing skills have little use in civilian life. His only job is to command a local school's JROTC program for a bunch of ragtag misfits.

Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

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Major Payne screams at Cadet Williams that "I am not your damned brother." Damon Wayans (Payne) is the uncle of Damien Dante Wayans (Williams).

Major Payne (1995) - * Major Payne: [the cadets are running an obstacle course in heavy rain] LET'S MOVE IT, YOU TURDS! You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!

Major Payne : Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother. Emily : Well, thank you Benson. How about you?

He was Bruce Willis' partner in the noticeably violent crime thriller The Last Boy Scout (1991); wrote, executive-produced and starred as a former conman trying to mend his ways in Mo' Money (1992), which also featured younger brother Marlon Wayans; expanded his "In Living Color" handicapped superhero character Handiman into feature-length form ...