"She broke into our house in the middle of the night with scissors and went full Edward Scissorhands on my hair." ...
Except for I cut my own hair, and that was the time where I was ... and gave it to my sister for Mother’s Day with her ...
She's cut my 17-month-old's hair three times." "The first time my husband made it very clear that it was unacceptable and if it happened again he would shave her head. Last weekend, it was so ...