Here’s when all the films will be airing on TV (and an impassioned message about the superiority of the yellow badgers of Hufflepuff, for good measure). Interested? Of course you are.

We decided more celebrities needed shuffling into houses, so, according to the personality traits of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Slytherin and Ravenclaw, here's 12 major stars and where they'd end up ...