Draco Malfoy might be the school yard antagonist of Harry Potter throughout the franchise ... This Malfoy quote is so funny both because of him referring to Buckbeak as a "bloody chicken", and ...

To all die-hard supporters of Harry Potter and his plight to end all evil: you'd best look away now. I had a fervent crush on Draco Malfoy as a teenager, and it has had a pretty drastic effect on ...