That’s because I was looking for something with a gigantic spoiler on the roof and probably hi-vis green ... And possibly even a collector's item. The M140i isn’t a fully fledged M car – it’s a diet ...

If you’ve been in a coma for the last twenty or so years, you’ll probably be disappointed to learn that the new M140i and M240i ... of the non-M side of the BMW factory, the M135i and M235i.